Rehab
By Frotu
Rating: K+ (PG)
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Length: 05:44:19
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Chapters: 26 of 40 posted
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Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight!
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Characters: Haldir & Sauron
Fanfiction Author: Frotu
Directed by: Sauron Gorthaur
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Narrator (Chapters: 1-2): Anonymous
Narrator (Chapters: 3-40): Cary Reese
Haldir (Chapters: 1-12, 15-40): Razzle
Sauron (Chapters: 2-11, 13-40): Sauron Gorthaur
Elhith (Chapters: 5-12, 15-17, 21, 23, 26-28): Joey Martin
Other Elves (Chapters: 1, 3): Sauron Gorthaur, AzureSkye23, Darkenemal
Feanor (Chapters: 1, 3): Lysana
Namo (Chapters: 1-4): Jeb Makula
Namo (Chapters: 14, 39): Rafael Del Valle, Jr.
Merenwen (Chapter 3): Silvertongue90
Golrandir (Chapter 3): Mary Sue Granny
Maian Woman (Chapter 4): Niki Brogen
Terendul (Chapters: 10, 15): Daniel Garand (Dalgara)
Vanimo (Chapters: 10, 11, 13, 15): Michael Hall
Manwe (Chapters: 13-14): Glenn Murray
Eonwe (Chapters: 14, 39): Eldurrino
Elven Woman 1 (Chapter 25): Sauron Gorthaur
Elven Guard 1 (Chapter 25): Darkenmal
Elven Guard 2 (Chapter 25): Carlos José Guerrero
Osse (Chapter 25): Caden Nahf
Uinen (Chapter 25): Millie Smith
Rumil (Chapters: 28, 38, 40): Mister Han 2000
Orophin (Chapters: 28, 40): Jonah Reginek
Lalaith (Chapters: 28-33, 38):
Elven Shop Owner (Chapter 32): Gregory Wright
Elven Sailor 1 (Chapter 33): Darkenmal
Elven Sailor 2 (Chapter 33):
Elven Woman 2 (Chapter 34): Wanabwrestler
Frodo (Chapter 34): Adam Stickler
Raudwen (Chapters: 35-36, 40): Niki Brogen
Sidhwe (Chapters: 35-36): Enrique Gurule Jr.
Mithrandir (Chapter 37):
Haldir’s Mother (Chapter 40):
Haldir’s Father (Chapter 40):
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Read the text version of the fanfic here!
Chapter 1:
Haldir's Assignment
Chapter 2: Sauron Loses His First Staring Contest
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Chapter 3:
Feanor: Elf or Fairy?
Part 1
Chapter 3: Feanor: Elf or Fairy?
Part 2
Chapter 4:
Why Won't Sauron Just Grow Up?
Part 1
Chapter 4:
Why Won't Sauron Just Grow Up?
Part 2
Chapter 5:
Sissy Names for Sissy People
Chapter 6:
Sharing the Love
Chapter 7: Happiness Stinks
Chapter 8:
The Descriptive Chapter Dun dun dun!
Chapter 9:
Landho!
Chapter 10:
Liar, Liar, Plants for Hire
Chapter 11:
Valinor's Good Influence on Bad People
Chapter 12:
Home Sweet Home
Chapter 13:
Sauron Broods a Bit
Chapter 14:
The Trial
Chapter 15:
Losing Power and Gaining Power
Chapter 16:
Grovelling vs. Bowing
Chapter 17:
Bowing Is Degrading
Chapter 18:
Trouble with Names
Chapter 19:
Shopping!
Chapter 20:
Sauron's Way of Dealing with Weakness
Chapter 21:
The Attack of the Hairbrush
Chapter 22:
Dark Lords Don't Cook
Chapter 23:
Horse Bad, Destructive Explosives Good
Chapter 24:
Negotiations
Chapter 25:
Off to Osse's We Go!
Part 1
Chapter 25:
Off to Osse's We Go!
Part 2
Chapter 26:
The Dangers of Rolling Pins